No Kids Allowed
Cannabis Retailer / Dispensary
Welcome to No Kids Allowed or better nknown as: nka! We're Washington, DC’s premier medical cannabis dispensary rooted in the heart of Capitol Hill. As a Black-owned, women-led brand, our mission is to demystify cannabis, elevate your experience, and bring you only the finest, lab-tested products. From exotic flower to potent concentrates, artisanal edibles, and sleek accessories, everything on our shelves is chosen with intention. Whether you're a seasoned patient or exploring medical cannabis for the first time, we’re here to guide you every step. Visit us at 637 Pennsylvania Ave SE, STE B, walking distance from the Easter Market Metro Station.
Washington, DC 20003
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- Listed locationWashington, DC
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Current Cannabis Menu (Washington)
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- HistoricalNo longer confirmed
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Capabilities & Practices
What this business does and how they operate.
Practices & services
- Pickup
- Walk-In
- Wheelchair Accessible
- Medical Focus
- Lab Tested
- Adult-Use Market
- Storefront
On site
- ATM
- Security Guard
- Age Verification
Payment accepted
- Debit Card
- Cashless Payment
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