La Cheese
Hybrid
Cheese × l a confidential × La Confidential
No alternate names recorded
- Sourced
- Cannabinoids: Sourced
- Effects: Sourced
- Review date not recorded
Review date not recorded
At a glance
- Type
- Hybrid
- High
- Head and Body
- Genetics
- Cheese × l a confidential × La Confidential
- Flowering
- 70–84 d
- THC Range
- 18% – 26%
- CBD Range
- 0.57% – 1.15%
- Dominant Terpenes
- Camphene, Caryophyllene
Effect Profile
Reported by the community and curated from multiple sources.
- Reported
- Reported Negatives
Frequency not recorded
Creative
Reported
Deeply Relaxing
Reported
Euphoric
Reported
Giggly
Reported
Uplifted
Reported
- Anxiety
- Dry Eyes
- Dry Mouth
- Hungry
- Sleepy
Plant Profile
Cannabinoid Profile (As Reported)
View methodology- THC18% – 26%
- CBD0.57% – 1.15%
- CBG2%
- CBN0.09% – 0.27%
- THCV0.45% – 1.68%
Ranges reflect legacy lab reports and aggregated user data, as recorded.
Dominant Terpenes (Top 5)
View all terpenes- CampheneReported
CaryophyllenePeppery, SpicyReported
User-Reported Medical Usage New
Community- and source-reported, not medical advice.
5 reported uses
- 1DepressionReported as a reason for use.—
- 2PainReported as a reason for use.—
- 3InsomniaReported as a reason for use.—
- 4AnxietyReported as a reason for use.—
- 5NauseaReported as a reason for use.—
Listed by how widely each use is reported across strains. The share of reporters is not recorded for these reports. Not a measure of whether it worked.
View all reported usesGenetics & Origin
Cheese’s parents
l a confidential’s parents not recorded
La Confidential’s parents not recorded
Cheese
Indica
Parent Strain
l a confidential
Type not recorded
Parent Strain
La Confidential
Hybrid
Parent Strain
La Cheese
Hybrid
Origin
La Cheese is LA Confidential crossed with Exodus Cheese, bred by Big Buddha Seeds. Exodus Cheese is the original UK clone behind most Cheese hybrids; LA Confidential adds the indica weight. Its 2010 Cup placing is part of why the name held. The Cup record and the Exodus Cheese half are what a buyer is paying for here.
The Grow
Best Results
Indoor and Outdoor
Preferred Climate
Warm
Grow Difficulty
- Beginner
- Easy
- Average
- Difficult
- Expert
Average
Outdoor
- Harvest
- October
- Height
- Short
- Yield
- Moderate
Indoor
- Harvest
- 8–10 wk
- Height
- Short
- Yield
- Moderate
- Flowering
- 70–84 d
- Resistance
- Standard
The difficulty to grow La Cheese is known for being average. For growers cultivating indoors, expect short height with a moderate yield with in about 8–10 wk. Outdoors, harvest around October.
Cultivation Notes
La Cheese finishes outdoors in October, and the rest of the grow record is blank in our data. No height, yield, climate or flowering time is recorded. Figures are grower and breeder reported.
When To Try It
Best:
Night
Occasions:
before a funny movie
About
La Cheese is Big Buddha's Cheese crossed back toward heavy indica.
LA Confidential goes in with Exodus Cheese, the UK clone that started the whole Cheese line, and the result took third for best overall strain at the 2010 High Times Cannabis Cup. Sour, pungent and built for the couch. It is also sold as LA Cheese.
It brings an appetite.
What to Expect
La Cheese is a relax-and-eat strain. The reviewer data is thin, but every source points the same way: a soft, giggly lift that gives out fast to heavy relaxation and a strong hunger. An evening strain, close to bedtime.
Anxiety turns up in the notes alongside the usual dry mouth and dry eyes, so a lower dose is the safer start if you are prone to it. Not for daytime or focus.
Flavor and Aroma
La Cheese smells of sharp, sour cheese and skunk with a sweet note under it, the Exodus Cheese funk turned up. The taste is sour and spicy. It is one of the loudest jars in a bag.
Terpenes Explained
La Cheese has no terpene numbers in our data, only Camphene and Caryophyllene by name.
The sour-milk smell that defines the Cheese line does not come from the terpenes a lab prints at all; it is closer to what happens in an aging cheese than to pine or citrus. Judge a batch on how sharp and clean that funk is, not on any panel.
Cannabinoids and Potency
La Cheese THC is reported in a wide band up to the mid twenties, with no clean lab sample in our data. CBD is mostly a trace, with one reading near one percent. Treat it as a strong indica-leaning hybrid.
La Cheese brings on hunger hard, so eat before you plan to sleep, not after.
Awards & Recognition
Each award is bound to the exact entry that won it. Nothing is inherited by the strain as a whole.
2010 High Times Cannabis Cup — entry recorded as “L.A. Cheese”
Source: not recorded on this entry
0 verified recognitions. 1 unresolved entry shown but excluded from the count.
Competition historyBusinesses familiar with La Cheese 0
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How we verify businessesExperience Evidence & Sources
Where this record’s observations come from, and what each source covers.
Community strain database aggregation (Labster/Blaster/Grower/Writer)
Aggregated from third-party community strain databases — 3 source records.
Ascendancy Drupal preserved public extract
Carried over from the preserved Ascendancy archive — 1 source record.
Source summaries only. Evidence bodies are not published on this page.
Methodology and sourcesReader Reviews 0
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