Neon Jesus

Cannabis Strain Review: Neon Jesus

Type of High: Head and Body
Try it: before ascending
Optimum Time of Day: Afternoon
Spectrum: 50/50
Dominant Terpene: Ocimene
Effect Percentage
Happy
75%
Side Effect Percentage
Dry Mouth
34%
Dry Eyes
21%
Dizzy
14%
The Scaries
7%
Headache
5%

Neon Jesus has an ASHI score of 3 out of 11, and a BPS rating of 3 out of 50. The ASHI score, or Ascendancy Strains Heat Index, speaks to how popular it is at this moment in time. Think of it as measuring the flash in the pan strains that are hot right now for consumers. Social media discussions, consumer ratings and reviews are all data points that feed into this score.

BPS, or Brand Power Score, is more institution facing and looks more at data points which reflect how much respect and power this strain has to the industry. Strains that have articles written about them, sold as seeds, award history and inclusion in a strain directory are all examples of data points which feed into a BPS rating. The genetic blend of this strain is 50/50.

a section describing the experience of consuming this strain of cannabis

The Happy effects of Neon Jesus produce a head and body high for cannabis users. Afternoon is the best time to experience this strain. Neon Jesus has been reported by users as being used for Hyperactivity, Eye Pressure, Depression, Anxiety and ADHD/ADD.

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The Flavor Story

Neon Jesus's primary terpenes are Ocimene. Terpenes affect flavor but also provide their own set of medical and experiential effects. When smoked, vaporized or incorporated into an edible, you'll get hit with the flavor profile from Neon Jesus that includes: Fruity and Pineapple, ending with a blast of Fruity on the exhale.

The Aroma Story

Take a whiff! Neon Jesus has an aroma profile of Fruity and Pineapple.

the labs - a section where the levels of different cannabinoids found in this strain of cannabis are shared based on lab testing
THC
22 - 26%
CBD
CBN
CBDV
CBD-A
CBG-A

Neon Jesus presents Ocimene terpenes.

the grow - a section describing the growth information for this strain of cannabis
Best Results Preferred Climate Grow Difficulty
Indoors and outdoors warm climate Average

Outdoor Grow Info

Harvest Time Height Yield
October Average Moderate

Indoor Grow Info

Indoor Harvest Time Indoor Height Indoor Yield
8-10 weeks Average Moderate

The difficulty to grow Neon Jesus is known for being average. For growers looking to cultivate indoors, you can expect average height to be with a yield of moderate in about 8-10 weeks. Outdoors, Neon Jesus should harvest around October you can expect average height and moderate yield.

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the recipes

What's Cooking?

The fruity notes from Cannabis Gummy Bears will pair nicely with dominant terpene, Ocimene, from Neon Jesus. Take advantage of the naturally fruity elements from the Ocimene terpenes by adding this strain to your gummy bear recipe. Since we suggest you try Neon Jesusbefore ascending, you might want to check out our recipe for Weed-Infused Fettuccine Alfredo. If you're having a banquette with friends or colleagues attuned to what matters most in life, this will help fuel your bodies and minds.

Suggested Recipes For This Strain

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