Squirt

Squirt is billed as a heavy indica and is actually a mild daytime sativa.

AllBud calls it an 80 percent indica; the underlying data says 98 percent sativa, day-use, and the effect words are all energetic and talkative. THC tests low, near 13 percent. It is Tangie crossed with Blueberry Muffin, and the grapefruit flavor is genuine.

The label is wrong.

Squirt is an energetic, talkative, tingly daytime lift with no real body to it. Leafly's reviewers rate uplift and energy about equally, both around 50 percent of a solid sample, with happiness and a tingly, talkative streak alongside. It does not drop you the way the indica billing claims.

Nothing is on the negative record, and with a lab sample near 13 percent this is a genuinely mild strain. A standard dose is a fine start.

Squirt smells sweet and citrusy with a sour, spicy, herbal edge and a clear grapefruit note. The flavor keeps that, sweet and sour with grapefruit leading. The grapefruit is the standout and it is real.

Squirt's measured panel is led by Limonene, near 0.35 percent, with Myrcene and Linalool about level below it and Caryophyllene low.

Limonene reads as generic citrus rather than grapefruit specifically. The sharper, more bitter grapefruit note comes from trace compounds outside the standard panel. A jar with a genuine tart grapefruit smell, not just sweetness, is the fresher one.

Squirt THC is reported from about 14 to 20 percent, but the lab-measured sample in our data is near 13, at the low end even of that. It is a genuinely mild strain, whatever the 80 percent indica billing says. CBD is negligible.

Squirt tests in the low-to-mid teens, so it is a light, bright daytime option, not the heavy hitter its label claims.