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Cannabis Strain Review: Grease Monkey

Type of High: Head and Body
Try it: at night
Optimum Time of Day: Night
Spectrum: 81% Indica
Dominant Terpene: Caryophyllene
Effect Percentage
Euphoric
76%
Deeply Relaxing
74%
Happy
49%
Sleepy
39%
Uplifted
33%
Side Effect Percentage
Dry Mouth
20%
Dry Eyes
9%
Dizzy
3%
The Scaries
2%

Grease Monkey has an ASHI score of 2 out of 11, and a BPS rating of 25 out of 50. The ASHI score, or Ascendancy Strains Heat Index, speaks to how popular it is at this moment in time. Think of it as measuring the flash in the pan strains that are hot right now for consumers. Social media discussions, consumer ratings and reviews are all data points that feed into this score.

BPS, or Brand Power Score, is more institution facing and looks more at data points which reflect how much respect and power this strain has to the industry. Strains that have articles written about them, sold as seeds, award history and inclusion in a strain directory are all examples of data points which feed into a BPS rating. Grease Monkey won 2 awards in categories like in places like USA-Maine. You can find a full accounting of awards won in the table below. The genetic blend of this strain is 81% Indica.

Place Category Competition
2 Sun Grown High 95 Cup
1 Highest THC High 95 Cup
a section describing the experience of consuming this strain of cannabis

The Euphoric, Deeply Relaxing, Happy, Sleepy and Uplifted effects of Grease Monkey produce a Head and Body high for cannabis users. Night is the best time to experience this strain. Grease Monkey has been reported by users as being used for Depression, Loss Of Appetite, Anxiety, Insomnia, and Chronic Pain.

Common Usage
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The Flavor Story

Grease Monkey's primary terpenes are Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene and Humulene. Terpenes affect flavor but also provide their own set of medical and experiential effects. When smoked, vaporized or incorporated into an edible, you'll get hit with the flavor profile from Grease Monkey that includes: Sweet and Vanilla, ending with a blast of Sweet on the exhale.

The Aroma Story

Can you smell that? Grease Monkey has an aroma profile of Sweet, Fruity, Pungent, Earthy and Diesel.

the labs - a section where the levels of different cannabinoids found in this strain of cannabis are shared based on lab testing
THC
20.3 - 30%
CBD
0 - 1%
CBN
0.06 - 0.26%
CBDV
CBD-A
0.0337%
CBG-A

Grease Monkey presents Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene and Humulene terpenes. The average THC level is 20.3 - 30%. You can expect CBD levels of 0 - 1%. CBG in this strain should be about 0.76 - 1%.

the grow - a section describing the growth information for this strain of cannabis
Best Results Preferred Climate Grow Difficulty
Indoors and outdoors sunny environment between 72 - 80 degrees Medium

Outdoor Grow Info

Harvest Time Height Yield
October Medium 21oz per plant

Indoor Grow Info

Indoor Harvest Time Indoor Height Indoor Yield
8 - 9 weeks Medium 18oz per square meter

The difficulty to grow Grease Monkey is known for being medium. For growers looking to cultivate indoors, you can expect medium height to be with a yield of 18oz per square meter in about 8 - 9 weeks. Outdoors, Grease Monkey should harvest around October you can expect medium height and 21oz per plant yield.

Grease Monkey shares genetics with Cookies and Cream and Gorilla Glue #4.

the recipes

What's Cooking?

The bacon notes from Weed Bacon will pair nicely with dominant terpene, Caryophyllene, from Grease Monkey. The Caryophyllene terpenes will add complex herbal, woody notes, enriching the natural bacon flavors. Since we suggest you try Grease Monkey at night, you might want to check out our recipe for Chocolate Cannacake. Chocolate Cannacake with this strain is the perfect dessert treat with which to end your night.

Suggested Recipes For This Strain